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Online: 13 February 2018

Modified: 21 January 2018

About him

Country of origin:
United Kingdom
Location:
Hereford, Herefordshire, England
Gender:
Male
Age:
64
Star sign:
Taurus
Height:
6' 2" (188cm)
Body type:
Slim
Looks:
Attractive
Hair colour:
Greying
Eye colour:
Blue
Relationship Status:
Divorced
Looking for:
Just online friends; Activity partners; A short-term relationship; Marriage; A fling
Have children:
Yes, not living with me
Want children:
No
Daily diet:
Eat most things
Smoking:
Ask me later
Drinking:
Ask me later
Education:
University / College student
Occupation:
Retired
Income:
Enough
Ethnicity:
White/Caucasian
Home language:
Ask me later
Other languages:
Ask me later
Religion:
Ask me later

About his ideal match

Country of origin:
Anywhere in the World
Location:
Within 60 miles of postcode district HR2 (Hereford)
Gender:
Female
Age range:
50 - 100
Star sign:
Any
Height:
Any
Body type:
Any
Looks:
Any
Hair colour:
Any
Eye colour:
Any
Has a photo:
Slightly important
Relationship Status:
Any
Have children:
Any
Want children:
Any
Daily diet:
Any
Smoking:
Any
Drinking:
Any
Education:
Any
Occupation:
Any
Income:
Any
Ethnicity:
Any
Home language:
Any
Other languages:
Any
Religion:
Any
  • Not important at all
  • Slightly important
  • Moderately important
  • Decidedly important
  • Non-negotiable

In His Own Words

About him

I am a sincere, loving, faithful caring sort of guy who values friendship and probably wears his heart on his sleeve. Strong but sensitive, laid back and can be too trusting and loyal. Have a really great fun sense of humour and love a laugh and i do not take life too seriously. Still a smart looking guy and dress nicely.
Not on here for sex but for a lasting relationship and a best friend.

About his ideal match

I am tony, I still think i am tall dark and handsome because i was once. Engaged 6 times and married twice and they all loved me. (at the time) The jewellers even gave me discount and all my mates bought new suits at regular intervals. Owned more toasters than argos and i even ended up growing my own roses.

Anyway here i am looking for some silly old moo who has a memory like an elephant and bares grudges. She must be able to chuck white wine down her neck at an alarming rate (as she is not paying) and be able to stagger in to a taxi in high heels to go to a restaurant where there will be nothing in the menu she likes. If we are invited to a doo she naturally will have nothing to wear, although her wardrobe is stuffed full of clothes. Having her hair done is a must (at the cost of a small car) and will take hours to get ready. Skills in first aid are a must, in case i trip over her mountain of shoes on the way out.
Sporting attributes should include, the javelin, discus and Shot putting.
In return i will be expected to do those small jobs around the home, such as digging and mowing the lawns, general building work, household maintenance and window cleaning, vacuuming the stairs, electrical appliance repairs, removing makeup from the carpets, washing her car and ironing my own shirts.

For leisure i will massage her for 2 hours every night (in the hope of) but will be sympathetic and understanding that she has a headache. I will accompany her on her hospital visits and drive her to her frequent trips to the doctors.
All of course without complaint.
Well i hope i have made you smile and perhaps laugh , if i have send me a message as i am looking for my final partner in life and i am honest, sincere, faithful and loyal and a real nice guy. (well 6 thought so). lol p.s No bunny boilers. lol

Seriously i am, looking for a lady who wants to be loved and kissed and cuddled and treasured for ever and can return the same.

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